{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"dick-parking-cards","title":"Dick Parking Cards","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe perfect way to tell someone they’ve parked like a complete dick.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWe’ve all seen them…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe BMW taking up two spaces.\u003cbr\u003eThe SUV parked across the pavement.\u003cbr\u003eThe person who’s somehow managed to occupy four bays despite driving a Fiat 500.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eInstead of muttering under your breath, leave them a \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDick Parking Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThese hilarious novelty cards are designed to slide under a windscreen wiper and give inconsiderate drivers a well-deserved laugh (or bruised ego). Covered in colourful hearts, cartoon dicks and a healthy dose of sarcasm, they’re impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe front simply congratulates them for \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Parking Like A Total Dick!”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eTurn it over and they’ll find a selection of ridiculous insults, complete with scratch-off boxes so you can choose the message that best suits their parking skills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWhether they’ve abandoned their car across two spaces, blocked your driveway or parked so badly they deserve an award, these cards let you make your point without shouting across the car park.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePremium full-colour printed cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFunny front and back design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eScratch-off insult selection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBright, eye-catching artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFits perfectly under a windscreen wiper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e100% novelty product\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGuaranteed to confuse, embarrass or amuse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIdeal for\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSupermarket car parks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRetail parks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWorkplace parking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eApartment blocks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAnyone who thinks parking lines are merely a suggestion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause if they’re going to park like a dick… they might as well get the certificate to prove it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dick Parking","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54147414032722,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1096\/4546\/3890\/files\/dickparking.png?v=1785529417"}],"url":"https:\/\/dickparking.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Dick Parking","version":"1.0","type":"link"}