Proudly made on the Isle of Wight
Home to some of the worst parkers in Britain. In fact, we’re pretty sure us islanders invented the art of parking like a total wanker. If you’ve ever tried to squeeze into a bay in Newport or survived the chaos of Ryde seafront, you’ll know exactly why these cards were born here. Consider it our gift to the rest of the UK’s frustrated drivers.
Tell them how you really feel!
On the back of each card you’ll find four different scratch-off insults to choose from. They’re savage, rude, and downright hilarious – perfect for matching the level of parking stupidity you’ve just witnessed. From cheeky digs to jaw-dropping roasts, these responses will have you (and anyone who reads them) in stitches.