The perfect way to tell someone they’ve parked like a complete dick.
We’ve all seen them…
The BMW taking up two spaces.
The SUV parked across the pavement.
The person who’s somehow managed to occupy four bays despite driving a Fiat 500.
Instead of muttering under your breath, leave them a Dick Parking Card.
These hilarious novelty cards are designed to slide under a windscreen wiper and give inconsiderate drivers a well-deserved laugh (or bruised ego). Covered in colourful hearts, cartoon dicks and a healthy dose of sarcasm, they’re impossible to ignore.
The front simply congratulates them for “Parking Like A Total Dick!”
Turn it over and they’ll find a selection of ridiculous insults, complete with scratch-off boxes so you can choose the message that best suits their parking skills.
Whether they’ve abandoned their car across two spaces, blocked your driveway or parked so badly they deserve an award, these cards let you make your point without shouting across the car park.
Features
- Premium full-colour printed cards
- Funny front and back design
- Scratch-off insult selection
- Bright, eye-catching artwork
- Fits perfectly under a windscreen wiper
- 100% novelty product
- Guaranteed to confuse, embarrass or amuse
Ideal for
- Supermarket car parks
- Retail parks
- Workplace parking
- Apartment blocks
- Anyone who thinks parking lines are merely a suggestion
Because if they’re going to park like a dick… they might as well get the certificate to prove it.