We all know one. The asshole who parks across two bays in Morrisons. The bellend who blocks you in, or parks across your driveway. The tosser who thinks bus stops are “free parking.” Or the genius who manages to straddle the double yellow lines like it’s a hobby.
Now you can let them know exactly what they are — a Dick. Just slap one of these glorious cards on their windscreen and walk away grinning.
And the best bit? On the back, you’ll find four brutally honest responses. Just scratch to reveal the one that fits the parking crime!
- Perfect for double-bay hoggers, kerb-mounting muppets, double yellow line-sitters, space-blockers & general parking dickheads
- Hilarious way to get revenge without scratching paint
- Bold, cheeky, visual design that makes the point loud and clear on thick, laminated, 400gsm, A6 card
- Ideal gift for anyone sick of daily parking rage
Choose from either a 10 Pack of Dick Parking Cards or a whopping 25 Pack (giving you nearly 5 extra cards at no extra cost) for those hardcore, serial offender spotters, with both packs neatly tucked inside a fancy little wallet, ready to live in your glove box for those many “what the actual fuck” parking moments. They're also laminated too, so they can withstand a downpour or two!
They also make cracking stocking fillers, Secret Santa gold, or a cheeky little pressie for that mate who loses their rag every time someone parks like a bellend. A guaranteed laugh that’ll get more use than socks or Lynx Africa :)
Finally, legal revenge for the everyday parking wanker – served with a smile.
Default shipping is Royal Mail 2nd Class post, however, you can upgrade to Tracked 24 if required.Orders placed before 2pm are generally shipped the same day.
We don't ship internationally unfortunately. Sorry :(